suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via orgasm)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

(via gnarly)

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

(via unescapable)

forever:

2009 was 5 years ago wtf 

(via loserslol)

the-messy-brain-of-mine:

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above

(Source: bumbleshark, via ay-lexa)